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Post-comic version (fixed) is the definitive most recent version of this game. 

That is the one to download for the fullest experience.

The other versions are available for archival context reasons.

Your name is Thoren Emit. You are an Heir of Time from a completely unrelated session. It's been years since you played. You're already settled down with a wife and eveything at this point.

You are however, an active homestuck reader as well. It only makes sense to study the most impressive case-study in sessions gone wrong in order to survive, after all.

Okay sure, you did die an unavoidable death, but you do have a soulbot to replace your old body now. With the upgrades you gave it, it's honestly better than your old meat-suit anyways.

Anyway, you have been tasked by me, your pal lavenderSiren, to take a trip to Earth C and help me write a better homestuck epilogue. Get into your big rig and roll into the green sun-er, black hole.

I'll be with you every step of the way.

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This game also has a comic counterpart which can be read here! It is also further along in the story than what the scope of this game in particular has content for.